So, Charlie has been sick lately. I will spare you the details, but let's just say it has involved a lot of carpet cleaner. So I took him to the vet the other day, where the following conversation ensued:
Vet: Your cat is really constipated.
Me: (nodding sympatheically)
Vet: Have you ever heard of Crohn's Disease?
Me: Yes, my husband has it.
Vet: So might your cat might have it too.
Later that day....
My Mom: So, is that like, communicable.
Fortunatley, no. So, my husband can rest easy. Even if my cat can't.