I wish that referred to my job - but it does not. I still persist with little work to do - certain that at any moment NBC news will show up at my office to do a "Fleecing of America" segment on how the taxpayers spend too much money for me to troll the Nest, plotting for the creation of a character named "KnockedUpBitch592"
It does refer, however, to my lack of posts. My liteny of excuses is long and boring, but I promise myself - and all of you - that I will break free from my perfectionism for one week and actually write something every day, or every weekday, or um...more than once.
So...what have I been up to lately? Well, this weekend the husband and I put in a real, live offer on a house. It is a cute townhouse within walking distance of the suburbs. Since it is a short sale, it could be a while before we know anything. And according to our real estate agent, "a while" equals up to one month.
So keep your fingers crossed....
In the meantime I'll be dreaming of my new life...you know, the one where I put all my clothes away in that fancy new closet instead of just strewing them across my floor like I usually do, the refrigerator is full, and I actually enjoy dusting...